Is it Lark Rise to Candleford or Liversedge to Bob’stown?
Perhaps Liversedge can’t compete... and take a deep breath here... in the ‘most-painful-looking-face-as-I-jog-along-in-my-multi-coloured-fluorescent-combinations competition’ but forget any old fashioned rivalry.
You runners and your entourage – please try and keep the village roads clear, so other folks can get on with their Sunday. Come on now, where’s the token police presence?
THE REV DAVID MARSHALL